Ms McSlut, Mr Faaka and Ms Von Ebie

Okey, another 'what not to do' a.k.a Ms Slutty McSlut. I wrote it on the 8th of October 2006, and it was the last one I wrote... But dont worry coz I've already planned to tell you more stories about Ms McSlut! So wait a while, won't be long. And remember, dont do things she do because its very not-ellegant.

Ms McSlut, Mr Faaka and Ms Von Ebie
There was a new guy in town. He was tall, handsome, rich, and available. This time, Ms McSlut faced her biggest enemy, Ms Starr Von Ebie... Both of them were competing to get this most eligible bachelor; Mr. George S Faaka. Who would be winner?
to be continued...

MIFF so far...

Ok Melbourne International Film Festival is happening at the moment. Which one have you gone to and which one are you planning to go see?

Ive seen a few so far. I watched 881 from Singapore which is funny and so much fun to watch, but some of the joke are kinda hard to understand. Like, the Tech-no joke, and copy cat vs Techno cat joke. Watch it and you'll understand what I mean.

And I've watched A Jihad For Love, the title is kinda corny but I think it means a lot for some people. Its a doco about gay muslims from different countries. Its pretty interesting to watch, but I think it's very saaaaad. I nearly cried a few times. Hmmm may be because I can relate to the stories, you know, I've been in a similiar situation; feeling that there's no place for me in this world, and fearing and at the same time feeling angry because its not acceptable for muslims to be gay. Death is the punishment in some countries, and the koran mentions that they're supposed to end up going to hell when they die. Its even more emotional when they use Islamic Prayer as the background sound. Its sooo beautiful. And yet again it's very sad because some of these people believe that they're committing sinful acts. However, I think the doco itself failed to explore more areas under this topic.

Animation (With Dogs), super fun. I found my favourite animation on youtube, but I think they put down the video today... Argh. It's called KJFG no.5 watch it if you could find it.

And last night I watched Shall We Kiss from France. Its sweet, funny, romantic, it's just very fun to watch. I think it's the best I've seen so far.

Next ones I wanna watch are (excuse my poor movie sense); Sita Sings The Blues, Dead Daughters, Gatchy Boy, Otto, Let The Right One In, Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer and I dunno some elses.

Sketches, Native American Inspired

Hey all, I just wanted to show you some sketches I made yesterday. The idea comes from the Native American Indian I just got so inspired by they're outfit, they're really amazing. Anyhow my scanner isnt working properly so they kinda look blurry.

I might upload some more, purely for self-indulgent reason, when I draw some more (wink). And um here are some songs I'd play for my fashion show; The Knife - Marble House, The Cribs - Men's Need, and of course MGMT - Kids...

There's Only One Naomi...

Here's Naomi Campbell for Vogue Italia. I love her. She did a great job in this All-Black Issue. Liya Kebede and Jourdan Dunn are also awesome. But still... There's only one Naomi... I was somehow expecting that all the advertisement will include black models for that edition, but instead you open the first few pages and all the advertisement were done by white models, which makes it feels ironic...

Anyway, here's Naomi Campbell on the cover. Awesome...

Another 'What Not To Do'

Its something from my old blog, I wrote it on October 02, 2006.

Ms Slutty McSlut, and Krispy Kreme
In the fashion capital of Australia, one lady tried to prove to the whole world that she's Ms. All that thang. She tried so hard to look the best everytime she woke up in the morning. In her mind, she think a lot about how people would think of her if she did this and that to her hair, what would the guys think of her boobs and her booty if she wears this outfit or that outfit. Yes, it was like that in the morning for Ms Slutty McSlut.

One morning she heard about the opening of Krispy Kreme store in corner of Collins and Spencer. She thought that would be the best idea to meet lotsa guys. And she would be able to flirt with them all. So Ms Slutty McSlut went to Krispy Kreme, struttin her stuffs on the way there. She lined up immediately when she saw this easily fuckable guy lining in front of her.

She said, "Excuse me... Do you know that I love krispy Kreme so much..."The cute guy said, "Yes its nice--""Do u know that Krispy Kreme makes me bigger? And I mean bigger and juicy..." Ms Slutty McSlut slightly looked down to see her boobs, and then she checked out her booty. And she laughed.The guy was somehow surprised. That never happened to him before considering he was not a good looking guy and he did not have a job. The last time he got laid was in 1987 when he was in Bon Jovi Super Concert.But he was nice enaugh to ask her, "Miss do you realise what you've just said?"Ms Slutty McSlut nodded sensually. "And I can eat lotsa donuts..."
That was how Ms Slutty McSlut flirt with guys. Random Guys. They talked for a while, while waiting for they're Krispy Kreme. He bought he 2 dozens of original glazed. He said, he'd like to see her getting bigger. And she nodded sensually again. They ended up spending the night together and hot sex, on top.

He thought she was really hot. But he remembered he was married with 5 kids. So he has to leave Ms Slutty McSlut soon after their extremely undeniably fucking hot sex. And Ms Slutty could only looked at him sneaking out from her bedroom. She thought about it and she knew it happened before. She wanted to call her ex-best friend, B, but B would just scream at her (like he always do). So she did her best trick. She finished the whole 2 dozens of donuts and looked at herself in the mirror... what should I do with my hair tommorow and what should I wear? And all of a sudden all her pain was gone. Just like dat.

That was always the days in Ms Slutty McSlut's life...
to be continued....

Funny Eww-ey Facebook Shit.

Hmmm let's make this into the kinda 'what not to do' section. So just dont do this because its very not sophisticated to do what Im going to show you.

I have a friend, well actually not a friend, just someone I know. This guy is probably the most wannabe-est person I ever met in my life. I mean, he just tries really hard to be what he think is 'cool person'. This guy is gay. He wants to be that kinda Anthony Callea gay guy. He's Asian and he works out a lot to get muscles, cut his hair short and spiky... All that shit.

And he's very slutty oh my god slutty. And umm exhibitionist in a way that he likes to expose his private part in public. (Clearly, dont do this if you wanna be sophisticated).

He's on my Facebook. And I had so much fun checking out he's Facebook group he joined. They're all slutty shit. I'll give you some example coz this shit is funny. Oh did I tell you that there's 76 slutty group he's in?

eg. Steam Nudist Group. Naked Appreciation (Nudist). Naturismo & Nudismo. KRIK Nudist. People who love naked men!. Naturist Massage. I LOVE TO SKINNY DIP... at anytime of the day!. Nude in Public. Legalize being Nude in Public. I LOVE WALKING AROUND MY HOUSE NAKED!. and so on.

Hmmm so I made my point, dont do it if you wanna be sophisticated.

Inner-Peace 101

As you have known from the title of my blog, Im also gonna be talking about inner peace.

I think and I know, as we all know, Im an ok looking person. And I am thin, but thats not how I get my inner-peace... I have just recently realised that beautiful face and body doesnt last forever. Like I probably going to end up fat and ugly one day (I hope not). But seriously you have no total control over your beauty. It can just somehow disappear and you cant do anything about it. So its good if people realise that their prettyness is not the most important thing ever.

Having said that, I still do think that doing things to make yourself feel good is important, and a lot of the time it makes us happier. But that shouldnt be the 'that important'. I think people should be proud on what they do and what they can do well, not how well they look. If you know you do what you like doing and you're good at it, you know that noone can take that away from you. Its yours and it makes you happy. This sense of security will ultimately lead to inner-peace. So there it is, one tips of finding inner-peace from me, Bubu Tinuk. Mwa.

Another Attempt To Put Up Video!

I still cant do it. But fuck it, you can just click the link. My Runway Song.

The Curse of Hot Chocolate

Maaaaaaaan. Today's kinda cold. Me and my boyfriend were having good lunch, then we had nothing to do so we made some yummy hot chocolate and both of us just fell asleep on the couch! I swear I could hear myself snorring and sleeping was good. But I couldnt wake up I just wanna sleep. Its the curse of the fucking hot chocolate. Dont buy the Cadbury one, it makes you sleep.

I mean, buy it if you wanna sleep. Its a curse- whatever you know what I mean. Like it just makes you sleep.

Lanvin... I still love you but...

I have to say that Lanvin Mens collection has been one of my favourite this past year. I totally love last year's Spring Summer collection, and the winter's collection is probably my favourite for being unusually innovative with its construction, shape, and the material especially.

And as much as I love it I would have to say that Im a little disappointed with the recent Spring Summer collection. It just look so 'normal'. I mean, I really wouldn't've thought that we would still see pyjamas look again. Hmmm I still love Lanvin though... Hmm I like the colour pallete and its fabrication. I'd say good job to Ossendrijver, but I still prefer last S/S collection...

Spring Summer 2008, my favourites;

and Spring Summer 2009... These are my favourites but I reckon they're not as good as last year's?

Bitch Please...

I really dont like this poser loser try hard from Project Runway Australia. Im not even gonna mention his name coz i dont want to make more space for his name on the web. Its total repulsiveness, the hair, and the wannabe attitude (I think he's trying to be Christian Sirriano from America's Project Runway, but bitch please Christian Sirriano is way better than you), the exageration to his campyness, and I think his accent is just repulsive, so repulsive sometimes i think the only thing he should make is thick mouth coat so he can shut it. Actually mask would help too. Also, his design is too commercial. You can probably find them in supre'.

I just hope the judges wont keep him there for long. I hope they dont see him as a good show. I should call fashion agencies and warn them about the grossness of this... something.

Dont We Love Giant Squid?

I just finished watching the giant squid dissection thingy. And ummm wow, so many cool things about it that i never knew. I think its fierce how it has hundreds of sharp teeth, like having hundreds of tiny sharks mouth on its tentacle.

I was just thinking, I think i only knew that giant squid really exist about three years ago. I went with a few friends to Melbourne Aquarium to see the frozen one. And I thought, 'man, this thing is real'

I mean, i thought it was just like a myth, like mermaids and loch ness monster. But giant squids are real? Do people know this from back then, or am I just too stupid to know that?

Ah by the way i had fun watching videos about loch ness monsters on youtube. Just search it, they're cool video. You can tell that some people work so hard to fake it! Just search it, since i still dont know how to upload videos from youtuuuuuuuuube!

Wait, im not done yet. May be, in the past, kinda primitive time, floating dead giant squid was considered a blessing from god. Or most likely to be a sign for fiesta time!!! Imagine one giant squid can feed the whole tribe. Now i want takoyaki.

And didnt we read, Popbitch edition 403 "The Hawaiian creation myth suggests that the octopusis the only survivor from a former alien universe."

Cool animal. Cooooool Animaaaaaaaaaal!!!

Yes and i think the camera guy is cute hehehehehe.

Im getting used to this...

Im dont even know if I could show videos from youtube.com on my blog. Can anyone help me? I feel like this is not sophisticated at all.

Giant Squid Dissection!

Ok this is sooo coooool. Imagine, giant squid. Imagine dissecting it. And you can watch it live online!!!

Visit http://museumvictoria.com.au/ Thursday, 17th july from 11.30! I know it coz an old friend of mine is filming it. Dont miss it.

Project Runway Australia

I've always been a big fan of Project Runway, and now there's the Australian version of it. Guess what, my friend is in it hehehehe. You should watch it even when that mentor guy is just terribly annoying and repulsive. Its on Arena, 8.30 PM Monday. Oh, and check out Lui Hon, he's brilliant. And Im not saying that just because I know him!