Saturday, August 30, 2008

No InnerPeace At The Moment

Hey Ho's

Im just totally annoyed with shit. I dunno I feel grumpy. I hate this shitty keyboard im using atm. Fuck that shit, i wanna just break it. And excuse my fucking swearing. I dont even know what else Im gonna say. BUt Im thinking of changing my Blog's name, like I want something realer. Something real you know. Its like not just talking shit and being like supposedly good things, I wanna just be real not like some highschool kids talk. Nothing like Tyra Banks Show, just being able to say if you're fat, you're fat, instead of "one of my mission is to change people's perspective about beauty." Just say it, Kiss My Fat Ass.

I'm gainning weight like crazy. I can finally say, I used to be one of those lucky people who eats a lot and stay thin. Ah shut me up, im trying that french diet.

I dont like people who just say things for the sake of being politically correct without actually knowing why it is the right thing and without actually believing it. Hello, kinder kids can do that, so be smart and mean what you say.

Ah Im finally going to renew my fashion sense while trying to lose weight. Im so bored here, i feel like the first thing Ima do when Im back would be, getting some drinks alone in section 8, passed out just right when Im home, so I dont have to fucking deal with my the new and great deco since I have nothing to do with it. The next day, Art Deco Exhibition in NGV and then probly Stephens Fashion Show. Get drunk again and pass out.

I dunno what Im talking about. Bye, I miss you all and I miss my oldself.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Next Year's

I think Im gonna try to lose 5 kilos and dress up like this next years winter (probably gonna be too late to wear them?)


Monday, August 11, 2008

Ms McSlut - The Holy War part one.

Previously on Ms. McSlut:
There was a new guy in town. He was tall, handsome, rich, and available. This time, Ms McSlut faced her biggest enemy, Ms Starr Von Ebie... Both of them were competing to get this most eligible bachelor; Mr. George S Faaka. Who would be winner?

This morning was the tenth morning for Ms. McSlut to get up at 6 oclock in the morning, 3hours before she had to leave to work. She spent the whole 3 hours to do her make up and hair, and to choose which revealing outfit she was going to wear to work that day. And this she did only to impress Mr Faaka who works in Satch Men at Melbourne Central, only two stories away from where she works; Diva accessories.

She finally chose a pair of her skinny jeans and a red top. No bra. No undy. "I wonder what that wannabe-whore is wearing today." She thought. And that she meant Ms Von Ebie, the girl who thinks she's a celebrity, who works in Napoleon Perdis store also in Melbourne Central. Ever since Mr Faaka started working in Satch Men, Ms McSlut and Ms Von Ebie had been competing to get his attention. And tonight is an important night since Mr Faaka had invited both of them to his birthday drink at Lion Hotel. Ms Slut thought tonight would decide which one of them would get Mr Faaka's heart and win the prize (go home with him) and also hopefully hit the jackpot (multiple orgazmo).

She went to work. Couldnt wait till lunch time. Waiting. And finally lunch time she rushed to the food court, and only to find Ms Von Ebie and Mr Faaka talking to each other.
"Fucking Slut!!!" She screamed in heart.
She decided to come and join the conversation. Unfortunately Ms Von Ebie had done her homework and she had planned her conversation with Mr Faaka. "I joined the World Vision to help kids in Africa. Like its very sad, they dont eat. I feel like it makes me happy to help them."
Mr Faaka replied, "Which country?"
"Sudan." Ms Von Ebie replied with total confidence, "Just like Angie."
And then Mr Faaka started talking about his experience back then in his uni days, being a protesters for human rights violation. Ms Von Ebie was mesmerized, but she didnt know that Mr Faaka did that only to be cool, because being cool makes it easy to get laid.
Ms McSlut realised that she wouldnt be able to join that conversation because she knew nothing about starving kids in Africa, and anything to do with human rights violation. So she left, she cried in the bathroom. She remembered Ms Von Ebie's winning face looking at her like she saw a loser. And worst, she knew she wouldnt get Mr Faaka tonight.
"Forget it. She's a fucking slut!" She convinced herself to get out of the bathroom while wiping
her tears. She fixed her make up, and then she saw a familiar face.
Ms Elle Eghant came out from one of the cubicles. She looked so pretty in her black dress, and long dark hair. Ms McSlut was in a state of awe, but then she feared her. In her history, Ms Eghant was the only person she hates, she envy and she fears. Its because she hates Ms Eghant's fashion sense, but she admited that she looks very pretty, and she envy that prettyness. And, she feared because she knew that behind her calmness, and demure-ness Ms Eghant is a genious, and she knew how to eliminate her rivals the best.
Ms Eghant saw Ms McSlut's sad face, she felt sorry for her, "Are you okay?"
Ms McSlut burst into tears, "Elle, you have got to help me!!!"
to be continued.....

Friday, August 8, 2008

Lucien Thomkins, My Model!

Ok I finally found good video like slide show of Lucien Thomkins. Mwa.

Lomography

I guess it a little late to be a fan of Lomography considering it's already passed the trend, but somehow Im only beginning to get interested in it. I found some great pics and some pages with great Lomo pics, and I started thinking that it'd be cool to have Lomography camera, I want one and I hope I can buy one soon.
Here, some of the pics I really like;






They're from here.



And this awesome one is from this blog.

Ok thats all for now, I wanna get the camera, I hope one day I can upload my own lomo pics.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Video! Sasha Loves This Song!

Hahahaha I can finally put up a video!! I love this song by the way.