Like, I Don't Date Wowsers

Hey boys...

There is nothing worse than

a guy who only date specific race background

eg. rice queen and pasta queen.

there is nothing worse than

guys who thinks he's all that

when in real life he's so fucking clumsy

like dropsy kind of clumsy

and I left my phone in the cafe kind of clumsy

there is nothing worse than

guys who think he's cool but he's not

there is nothing worse than

guys who is so south yarra snobbish

and thinks that by being south yarra clean

he's better than the rest of the world

there is nothing worse than

guys who cant make a decision and complain a lot

there is nothing worse than

guy who only wants to talk about his own

shit self, even though it's so fucking boring

there is nothing worse than

guys who ask you for compliments

and on top of that very self-centred

and wants to be the centre of attention

for example, he gets offended because you

gotta meet your best friends kinda needy shit.

So any sign of wowsers just staaaaay awaaaay

you dont even want to hang out with them

they waste your time.