Going To My Boyfriend's Place

Went to see The Horrors

on wednesday night at the corner hotel

it was ok, but the crowd was boring

noone was rocking it

everyone loved the show, but

I think wouldve better with more energy

I went there, Josh was there

we were there together the whole night

when we chat I told him I want to be a trophy wife

he said, I want to be the dominant one

he said, I want to get a trophy wife

and Im like, well you already have a trophy wife

and he was like, yeah I already have a trophy wife

later that night I found out that

his trophy wife didn't like the Horrors

trophy wife likes Madonna and Kylie

I, on the other hand,

like going to gigs with my husband

I cook awesome food

I can make croissant pudding

and I look better than THE TROPHY WIFE

whatever, we caught train together

we planned for coffee the next day

but I missed it because work was so busy

end of the day I met him

"wanna grab a coffee?"

He said, "No I gotta go."

"Why?"

"I'm going to my boyfriend's place. He's sick"

Ah god... Fucking Trophy Wife.